Tuesday, March 1, 2016

5 Hilarious Aziz Ansari Quotes About Modern Romance



1. On Match.com



"Match.com will bring more love to the planet than anything since Jesus Christ."

2. On Marriage



"I see people my age...getting married to people they've known for like a year and a half. A year and a half? Is that enough time to get to know someone to know you want to spend the REST of your life with them? I've had sweaters for a year and a half and I was like 'What the fuck was I doing with this sweater?'"

3. On Online Dating



"I once met someone who found his wife by using Match.com and searching-- and this is a direct quote-- 'Jewish and my zip code.'...that's how I would go about finding a Wendy's."

4. On Finding Happiness



"If you've held someone you love and watched three to ten hours of a critically acclaimed drama, you've experienced the peak of human happiness."

5. On Finding Balance



"Spend more time with people, less time in front of a screen, and--since we're all in it together--be nice to people."

For a more in depth summary, listen to Episode #25 of the On Books Podcast, and buy the book Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari.




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